The texture is Rabbids: wiggling, screaming, and possibly plotting.

One Rabbid found a toilet paper roll… and made it his life mission. He’s not wearing the sneaker. He’s attacking it. Spinning, throwing, and wrapping it up like it’s the world’s worst mummy job. We told him to design a Jogger. He screamed, spun in circles, and duct-taped toilet paper to everything.

There’s a Rabbid running on a treadmill… We didn’t ask him to do that. He just got on and never stopped. Nobody knows what he’s training for, but he looks very committed and extremely lost.

They’ve been tagging “Rabbids” across every surface, including the sneaker, our UI, and someone’s twitter banner. We tried to stop them. They spray-painted the stop button.

Sneakers: 200
GMT locked: 6M

